WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?
he’s never ridden in a car before. this might be how he thinks it works?
He probably couldn’t fit in it.
the seatbelts are too subjugating for him
There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.
And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.
the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg
There are no seats. There is only THE WAR!