Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
The Sultan and Princess of Agrabah come to America on official business.
And while they are there Jasmine meets a really super cute waitress.
my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
LET IT GO sequence from Frozen in 25 languages
HERE COMES THE LYRICS! DON’T ASK ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE!
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen.
La royaume de solitude, Ma place est là pour toujours
Der Wind, er heult so wie der Sturm ganz tief in mir.
Het werd mij te veel, hoe ik mijn best ook deed.
Bié ràng tāmen jìnlái kànjiàn, zuò hǎo nǚhái, jiù xiàng nǎi de cóngqián
Visa ingenting, vad du än gör, allt är förstört
Arinomama no sugata miseru no yo
Libre soy, libre soy, libertad sin vuelta atrás
Wszystkim wbrew na ten gest mnie stać
Jöjjön száz orkán, és közben a szívemen ül a jég
Desde la distancia, qué pequeño todo es
I les pors que em dominaven per sempre han fugit
Non è un difetto, è una virtù e non la fermerò mai più
Naemamdaelo jayulobge sallae
Sad je kraj, sad je kraj Na krilima vetra sam
Sui yik yui chuen sam gong Mong diu jau tin bei gong
Estou aqui, e vou ficar! Venha a tempestade
Kuasaku buat hidup bercelaru
Podvlastny mne moroz i lod, nu chto za divnyy dar
Og som krystaller står en tanke ganske klar
Shte spra da bŭda az na minaloto plen
La den gå, la den gå, jeg skal stige lik solen nå
Pl̀xy xxk mā leik s̀xn rên dĕk dī mị̀ h̄ĕn mī kh̀ā
Je suis là, comme je l’ai rêvé
En de storm raast door, De vrieskou, daar zat ik toch al niet mee
And so the ultimate english Let it go version is…
English: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen.
French: The kingdom of loneliness, my place will always be here
German: The wind, it howls like the storm deep inside me
Dutch: It became to much for me, no matter how hard I tried
Mandarin: Don’t let them come, (don’t let them) see. Be the good girl, just like how you used to be.
Swedish: Don’t show anything whatever you do… Everything is ruined!
Japanese: The true self, (I will) show (it)
Latin American Spanish: I am free, I am free… freedom without having to return!
Polish: Everyone against, this gesture I can afford (to give)!
Hungarian: Come hundreds of windstorms! And meanwhile my heart is wrapped in ice.
Castilian Spanish: From the distance, how small everything is.
Catalan: and the fears that have dominated me, have gone away forever
Italian: It’s not a defect, it’s a virtue and I’ll never stop it again
Korean: I would live freely, to my heart’s content!
Serbian: Now it ends, now it ends, I’m on the wings of wind
Cantonese: Whoever, regardless, also desires to say with all the heart. Forget the strains of yesterday, the sorrowful songs!
Portoguese: I am here, and I’m staying! Come the storm!
Bahasia Malaysia: My powers make my life chaotic.
Russian: I have power over the frost, ice, what a marvelous gift!
Danish: And like crystals, a thought stands clear.
Bulgarian: I will stop being, a captive to the past!
Norwegian: Let it go, let it go, I will rise like the sun now.
Thai: Let it out, don’t hide! There’s nothing worth about being a good child.
Canadian French: I’m here as I have dreamed of!
Flemish: And the storm rages on! The freezing cold is already there, and I don’t care about it anyway.
First of all, the Hungarian to English is so poetic, and second, EARGASM
How to make Rainbow Roses
STEP 1: Cut a perfect white rose from your garden with 8-9inches stem or buy such.
STEP2: You need to have water soluble colors. Choose four colors. Colors should be much different from each other with high contrast value. Do not choose both blue and indigo but replace one with violet. In the same way do not choose both orange and red. I shall suggest these combinations: RED-BLUE-GREEN-YELLOW, VIOLET-RED-BLUE-YELLOW or YELLOW-PURPLE-GREY-BLUE.
STEP3: Collect four cups or glasses filled with water. Add color to the water and steer well. Add drops of color until the water becomes totally opaque. Four cups will contain four different color solutions.
STEP4: Split the end part of the severed stem. Use a knife or sharp blade to cut lengthwise up to 6 inches.
STEP5: The four ends of the split stem is now should be dipped into four color cups. It should stand erect. Otherwise give support to it.
STEP6: Wait for 24 hours and see the magic. Look at the transformation of your simple white rose! Now take it out. After that bind the split ends using adhesive tapes.
Queer it up, little queerlings! QUEER IT UP!
i wanna do the thing
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Valentino Paris Fashion Week 2014
Imagine if Snape got as much hate for being a creepy child abusing racist as black lady characters got for existing.